Gudrigbed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful skunk.

Gudrigbed created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudrigbed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudrigbed, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gudrigbed's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gudrigbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. You must love Gudrigbed.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not chop down trees.