Pibbabbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering bird.

Pibbabbarn created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbabbarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibbabbarn, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pibbabbarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pibbabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to snails while wearing cyan scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Pibbabbarn six times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.