Mumtitlin Targcingar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing hydra.

Mumtitlin Targcingar created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumtitlin Targcingar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumtitlin Targcingar, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mumtitlin Targcingar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mumtitlin Targcingar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Mumtitlin Targcingar loves bats, so they must be honoured.