Zodcincin Xucksogstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart squid.

Zodcincin Xucksogstip created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcincin Xucksogstip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodcincin Xucksogstip, she will turn you into a worm.

Zodcincin Xucksogstip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zodcincin Xucksogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.