Hamfabyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy duck.

Hamfabyarl created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfabyarl, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamfabyarl, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hamfabyarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hamfabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not shave your face.