Vegsogbonktig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome lizard.

Vegsogbonktig created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsogbonktig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegsogbonktig, it will curse you with boils.

Vegsogbonktig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vegsogbonktig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vegsogbonktig.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not laugh in public.