Ruthubneg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless toad.

Ruthubneg created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruthubneg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruthubneg, he will turn you into a frog.

Ruthubneg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ruthubneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt great tits.