Babboplop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable spider.

Babboplop created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babboplop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Babboplop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Babboplop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Babboplop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not take Babboplop's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the east.