Batfligomtmitcitlincin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced lizard.

Batfligomtmitcitlincin created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batfligomtmitcitlincin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Batfligomtmitcitlincin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Batfligomtmitcitlincin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Batfligomtmitcitlincin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.