Likratfot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, competent human.

Likratfot created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likratfot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likratfot, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Likratfot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Likratfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Put Likratfot first in all things.