Ragvolhogbin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring scorpion.

Ragvolhogbin created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvolhogbin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragvolhogbin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ragvolhogbin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ragvolhogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never go into blue rooms.