Bonyarlsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage elephant.

Bonyarlsat created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonyarlsat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonyarlsat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bonyarlsat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bonyarlsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Bonyarlsat's name in vain.

4. Never sit near shrews.

5. Do not make images of living things.