Gigkamwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise bee.

Gigkamwat created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigkamwat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigkamwat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gigkamwat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gigkamwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Gigkamwat loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gigkamwat on top of all buildings.

4. Never bounce near dogs.

5. Never look in ponds.