Kinzedjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent troll.

Kinzedjon created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinzedjon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinzedjon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kinzedjon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kinzedjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kinzedjon eight times a day.

2. Put Kinzedjon first in all things.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Kinzedjon on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.