Godgigbit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humane mouse.

Godgigbit created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godgigbit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Godgigbit, he will remove you from existence.

Godgigbit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Godgigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mice approach from the south.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Worship no other gods but Godgigbit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Godgigbit.