Fodhakcanjap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent whale.

Fodhakcanjap created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhakcanjap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodhakcanjap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fodhakcanjap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fodhakcanjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fodhakcanjap.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.