Jenbugsog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient walrus.

Jenbugsog created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbugsog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jenbugsog, he will manifest in front of you.

Jenbugsog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jenbugsog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Put Jenbugsog first in all things.