Komlarnfag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, wise snake.

Komlarnfag created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Komlarnfag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komlarnfag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Komlarnfag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Komlarnfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.