Tigdutgumjon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast mouse.

Tigdutgumjon created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdutgumjon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tigdutgumjon, it will turn you into a dog.

Tigdutgumjon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tigdutgumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tigdutgumjon.

2. Always help doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never write about black holes.