Disshenlist is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise goat.

Disshenlist created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Disshenlist, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Disshenlist, she will turn you into a rat.

Disshenlist's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Disshenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never sing near whales.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Disshenlist must be the most important thing in your life.