Wikstragsom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise bear.

Wikstragsom created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikstragsom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikstragsom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikstragsom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wikstragsom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never eat green fruit.