Yamdonhinzod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional lion.

Yamdonhinzod created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdonhinzod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamdonhinzod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yamdonhinzod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yamdonhinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.