Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing mongoose.

Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lathanhasartlagfomzanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.