Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable duck.

Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vedrip Metfliscendanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about moths.