Badstikdud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful lion.

Badstikdud created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badstikdud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badstikdud, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Badstikdud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Badstikdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.