Funfossfad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, astonishing naga.

Funfossfad created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funfossfad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funfossfad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Funfossfad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Funfossfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Funfossfad.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not take Funfossfad's name in vain.

5. Never paint your chest cyan.