Dobrengid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest butterfly.

Dobrengid created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobrengid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobrengid, it will not invite you to parties.

Dobrengid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dobrengid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.