Nullsadstik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair chicken.

Nullsadstik created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullsadstik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullsadstik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nullsadstik's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nullsadstik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven doves approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Nullsadstik six times a day.

3. Nullsadstik loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.