Larpliparmfag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous raccoon.

Larpliparmfag created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Larpliparmfag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larpliparmfag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larpliparmfag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Larpliparmfag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Larpliparmfag.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never look at moons.