Tiggiglan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing coyote.

Tiggiglan created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggiglan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiggiglan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tiggiglan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tiggiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.