Kadstiknut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented badger.

Kadstiknut created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadstiknut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadstiknut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kadstiknut's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kadstiknut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never talk about cell theory.