Catinglin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating naga.

Catinglin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catinglin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catinglin, it will turn you into a rat.

Catinglin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Catinglin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Catinglin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. You must love Catinglin.

5. Always stare at clouds.