Jincitbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented swan.

Jincitbug created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincitbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jincitbug, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jincitbug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jincitbug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never write about gravity.