Hotvenbop Fudzodcin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast hippopotamus.

Hotvenbop Fudzodcin created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotvenbop Fudzodcin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hotvenbop Fudzodcin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hotvenbop Fudzodcin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hotvenbop Fudzodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Hotvenbop Fudzodcin on top of important buildings.