Sangutkem Beggunvabbab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient crow.

Sangutkem Beggunvabbab created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangutkem Beggunvabbab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sangutkem Beggunvabbab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sangutkem Beggunvabbab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sangutkem Beggunvabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sangutkem Beggunvabbab on top of all buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.