Ponsommid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ponsommid created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Ponsommid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponsommid, he will turn you into a dog.

Ponsommid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ponsommid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Ponsommid's name in vain.