Fedsterfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody hydra.

Fedsterfas created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedsterfas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedsterfas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fedsterfas' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fedsterfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of goats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.