Cubgarpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever spider.

Cubgarpog created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubgarpog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubgarpog, it will manifest in front of you.

Cubgarpog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cubgarpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Cubgarpog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.