Wikjopkap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wikjopkap created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjopkap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wikjopkap, she will turn you into a plant.

Wikjopkap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wikjopkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Wikjopkap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Wikjopkap on top of important buildings.