Fudxucort is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring raven.

Fudxucort created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudxucort, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudxucort, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fudxucort's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fudxucort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat bark.