Libpittik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody manatee.

Libpittik created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libpittik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libpittik, it will curse you with boils.

Libpittik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Libpittik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libpittik's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.