Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable cow.

Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. You must love Satgumdav Panghubbanflabsabspag.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.