Xemdit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented shrew.

Xemdit created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemdit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xemdit, it will turn you into a frog.

Xemdit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xemdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.