Tigmipved is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing skunk.

Tigmipved created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigmipved, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tigmipved, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tigmipved's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tigmipved's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Tigmipved loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.