Jopkabbig Ratleggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful rat.

Jopkabbig Ratleggeb created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopkabbig Ratleggeb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jopkabbig Ratleggeb, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jopkabbig Ratleggeb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jopkabbig Ratleggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Jopkabbig Ratleggeb on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Never mention bats.