Bon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous mole.

Bon created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must pray to Bon nine times a day.