Limliknur is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing frog.

Limliknur created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limliknur, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limliknur, she will try to impress you with trees.

Limliknur's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Limliknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.