Danquatvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish squirrel.

Danquatvab created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danquatvab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Danquatvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Danquatvab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Danquatvab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Danquatvab.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.