Renabtam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited lobster.

Renabtam created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renabtam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Renabtam, he will turn you into a puffin.

Renabtam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Renabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.