Rawrakmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited gerbil.

Rawrakmit created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawrakmit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawrakmit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rawrakmit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rawrakmit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Put Rawrakmit first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing yellow kilts.